This review contains spoilers
After the strong start to the series last week, the second episode continues on in the same brilliantly batshit vein. Two new freaks rock up at Fraulein Elsa’s camp, Twisty continues to be totally fucking terrifying, one of Sarah Paulson’s heads channels her inner Glee (fuck, wouldn’t it be amazing if Rachel Berry had two heads?) and we get to see more of Finn Wittrock’s excellent, and strangely attractive, Dandy.
Being someone with ungodly amounts of free time, I’ve come to the conclusion that one of the unspoken rules of television is to not overhype a series. You can’t be all OMG WASN’T THAT THE BEST THING EVER (APART FROM BREAKING BAD AND THE WIRE) IT’S GOING TO CHANGE THE FUCKING GAME FUCK after like one episode. It just ends in tears and it makes you look like a bit of a twat in front of complete strangers online. BUT, a big Anaconda style BUT, even though were only two episodes in, I’m liking the fact that this series is actually pretty fucking scary. I haven’t been this creeped out by American Horror Story since poor Chloe Sevigny got turned into that fucking syphilitic, legless thing in Asylum.
Most of that is down to the amazing John Carroll, who has managed to disrupt my sleeping pattern without actually having uttered a single syllable. This week we see him turn a toy store into a chamber of Dr Satan (yet another movie recommendation, House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects. They might sound like one of those crap DVD’s you’d buy from Poundland, but you should totally give them a go) as he decapitates its owner and uses a creepy wind up monkey to lead a store clerk to the same fate. In one of the episodes unexpected highlights, Gloria (Frances Conroy) stops him as he’s walking along the highway and asks him to come round to cheer Dandy up. One of the only issues I have with this show is the fact that everybody is totally cool with this clearly deranged clown wandering around town when there’s a serial murderer/kidnapper at large. If I saw that fucking thing walking down the side of the motorway I’d probably start to have some kind of hysterical fit.
Dandy meanwhile, after drinking alcohol out of a baby bottle and having an argument with his mother, storms down to the freak show and tries to join up. Probably owing to the fact that he has no kind of physical, although clearly untold amounts of mental, deformity, he is rebuffed by Jimmy and has a temper tantrum in his car. If it wasn’t already clear by now, Dandy is one unhinged dude. He returns home to find that Gloria has brought Twisty round to play with him. The shot of a bloodstained, seriously grubby Twisty standing in Dandy’s pimped out playroom amongst his cuddly toys and croquet set is a brilliantly eerie one and reminds me of some kind of twisted fairy tale. “Your silence is utterly proactive” Dandy tells him in one of his American Psycho-esque speeches about the theatre, Finn Wittrock is absolutely killing it. After attempting to get Twisty to play with hisThe King and I puppets, Dandy looks in his gross bag of tricks and is rewarded with a juggle pin (is that what they’re called?) to the back of the head. Twisty runs off and goes back to his peedo caravan in the woods where he attempts to entertain his captives. Somehow, he’s even more terrifying when he’s trying to be nice. Bonnie (Skylar Samuels), who is surprisingly still able to function after being held captive by the stuff of nightmares, hits him over the head with a bit of loose wood and her and the little boy Corey (Major Dodson) run for their fucking lives. As she hits him, Twisty’s masks slips and HOLY FUCK HIS MOUTH IS TOTALLY FUCKED AND BLACK AND FULL OF METAL and just all around messed up. I bet we get his backstory soon. Bonnie bumps into Dandy in the woods and he takes her back to Twisty, “you’ll have to do a much better job of of confinement if were going to have any fun!” he says, scolding him like some kind of murderous school teacher. And thus, the creepiest partnership since Trinny and Susannah is born. I feel like Dandy could end up being a bigger psychopath than Twisty, which is really saying something. I’m really interested to see how this storyline pans out, I feel some proper interaction with the rest of the freaks cannot be far away.
Flipping over to the actual Freakshow, the two new arrivals are Strongman Dell (Micheal Chiklis) and his wife Desiree (the amazing Angela Bassett), a sassy hermaphrodite with three breasts. Yes, you read that right. It turns out that they’ve had to leg it out of Chicago, where they starred with the famous Ringling Bros, after Dell snapped the neck of a gay guy (with his bare fucking hands) after he found him having sex with Desiree. He also happens to be Jimmy’s (Evan Peters) father, a fact which raises some odd questions in his taste in women. Why is he only going for the ones who have mannish qualities? Calling it now, I feel like they may be heading toward Dell being secretly gay. Dell obviously has some pretty severe anger issues, is he on steroids? I feel like he might be on steroids, shown after he beats up Jimmy for taking the freaks on a school trip to the local diner and the fact that HE MANAGED TO KILL A MAN WITH HIS BARE HANDS! (Fun fact, apparently it’s actually really difficult to snap somebody’s neck like that, I’m sure I read some kind of Cracked article on it whilst I was busy procrastinating from something) and it looks like he’s about to cause some real trouble for the freaks after he manages to suss out Jimmy’s plan to frame him and gets Meep (Ben Woolf) arrested and killed (R.I.P Meep, may you enjoy all the chicken heads you can in the big freakshow in the sky) instead. I’m not really sure what the guys in the jail were planning to get out of Meep, the only word he can say is his own name for fuck’s sake. The twins meanwhile, make their musical debut in front of an audience with Dot performing “Criminal” by Fiona Apple. She’s about thirty years too early, but I can let that slide. Elsa (Jessica Lange) slips into their tent at night and gives Bette a creepy (shit, even people breathing in this show is creepy) little pep talk telling her that she mustn’t let Dot try to steal her stardom and slips a knife under her pillow. The only flaw I see in this plan is the small matter of the twins being able to read each others minds, surely Dot would realise that her sister wanted to hurt her? But then again, it’s not like she can runaway is it?
With a nice bit of character development and the introduction of some interesting new freaks, the second episode of the series was all in all a success.